The Fridge and the Firetruck

Once upon a time there was a really old monster who lived in the dark dungeon of a big castle. One day this dragon decided he no longer wished to perform his castle duty of guarding the food supply from microscopic fiends intent on destroying it. Instead of guarding the castle's food supply he began to release toxic fumes into the castle making it smell incredibly horrible, forcing everyone outside into the fresh air. With a 5 month old princess living in the castle the family decided the old dragon just had to go, so the princess' father, grandfather, and all her uncles began to do battle with the dragon, but after an hour long battle they turned back as they could not force the dragon out. Just then, a team of Knights showed up in their Big Red Steed ready to do battle. The Knights rushed into the castle and, using their minds and brute strength, slayed the mighty beast. They dragged its bleeding corpse out the back gate and into a nearby carriage to be taken away. The family celebrated the Knights' victory by offering a feast in their honour. The family was then able to return to their castle where the princess was able to enjoy her beauty sleep once again.

The End.
by Robin. Based on a True Story.